What I heard from my wee one today

1. "Mummy, you are a cross between Marge and Lisa."
   While watching The Simpsons. She and my big girls argued about my intelligence (whether if I'm as brainy as Lisa), but they didn't withdraw the statement in the end.
2. "I know who she is but I won't tell you because I don't know."
   While reading a magazine I bought for her today.